Look out for number one
and try not to step in number two.
Only the shallow know themselves.
Look out for number one.
Nothing that actually occurs
is of the smallest importance.
Look out for number one
and try not to step in number two.

Bill Waters, 2017

Remixed works:
Quotations from Rodney Dangerfield (lines 1, 2, 4, 7, 8)
Quotations from Oscar Wilde (lines 3, 5, 6)